Bomb Throwing Pacifist

If you took that happy, smiling guy from the box of Quaker Oats, handed him a bottle of gin and a rifle, and pissed him off to a point where he decided he wasn't going to take it anymore, you'd get a little something like this.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Et tu, Devil Dogs?

Today's question: why does the United States Marine Corps hate Jesus (and by extension, America)? Just in time for this year's renewed campaign of the "Whine on Christmas," courtesy of

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A talking Jesus doll has been turned down by the Marine Reserves' Toys for Tots program[...]

[..]As a government entity, Marines "don't profess one religion over another," Grein said Tuesday. "We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family."

But don't those stupid Jarheads get it?  Sending a talking Jesus action figure to a needy Jewish or Muslim family is the genius of the whole plan!  This is it folks!  This is what all those conservative bloggers have been warning us about for years!  If the Marines have fallen, no one in America is safe!  Make way for the American Secular Comuno-Fascist Islamic Republic of Ameristan!!!!11!!11!e1eventyone!1!!
Marc with a C, 9:17 AM


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