Bomb Throwing Pacifist

If you took that happy, smiling guy from the box of Quaker Oats, handed him a bottle of gin and a rifle, and pissed him off to a point where he decided he wasn't going to take it anymore, you'd get a little something like this.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Polls, and polarity

Just in time for bed, an absolutely hilarious article by Sadly, No! Conservatives, go there now, or I shall be forced to go have recreational sex while screaming four-letter words and watching snuff films on TeeVee.

NewsMax, a.k.a., “News for the Inbred and Illiterate,” has released
yet another spiffy poll
Ann Coulter’s new book “Godless: The Church of Liberalism” has created a storm of controversy, but an online poll sponsored by reveals that Americans overwhelmingly support Coulter and strongly disagree with her critics.
A Sadly, No! poll reveals that most Americans believe typical NewsMax readers spend their days lying on sidewalks and eating their own earwax. Furthermore, 89% of Americans surveyed said NewsMax readers “shampoo their hair with Crisco and Mountain Dew” and “probably don’t have teeth.”

Brad R, you are by FAR the funniest guy on teh intarnets, bar none. Well, except for Retardo Montalban. And the guy who does "Ask a Ninja" videos on Youtube.
Marc with a C, 11:25 PM


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