Bomb Throwing Pacifist

Here's a little something different. Has anyone else noticed Phyllis Schlafly's picture on townhall.com?

Granted, there's no way that picture can be more recent than, say, 1975 or so, but good God man, look at those laugh lines along the side of her mouth. I mean, I doubt they're really laugh lines...probably more like the results of spending way too much time snarling at the horrors of the "evil feminist agenda." However, they do kinda look like laugh lines, don't they? Makes her cheks stand out. Which of course brings me to my second point...does anyone else see the possible resemblance between her and the mysterious V from V for Vendetta?

Here we go again. If we can’t beat them in an intellectual debate, throw stones. And you couldn’t beat Phyllis Schlafly on your best day.

You see George, m'boy, that's where your wrong. I could easily beat Phylis Schalfly's paranoid semi-delusional rants against the invisible feminist conspiracy to ruin the Superbowl and higher education for anyone, but that still doesn't solve the problems of her very odd looks. As such, I simply turned to throwing stones in an attempt to solve the problem once and for all, either by forcing her to get reconsrtuctive plastic surgery, or at the very least by wiping that stupid, stupid smirk off the interner once and for all time. So far, so good.

Retrosexually yours,

Marc with a C

PS: Whoever thinks that taking the time to respond to anything anyone associated with the Eagle Forum has to say constitutes an "intellectual debate" is probably clinically retarded. If that is indeed the case, I would like to let you know that I have some really valuable pogs I'd like to sell you, for the right price.